Uh, hey, what y'all watching? - Only the baddest Chinese cat to ever walk the Earth with a black belt and some sandals.

What the is that smell? - That would be me and my new bottom-*** barbecue recipe for this year's annual world-championship barbecue competition! Uh, n-no, thank you, Bee. Black Dynamite! How was the french Riviera? You know, Bond, James Bond, ***, craps and you know, the usual.

This week Yeah! Ha! David Carradine's like a Chinese Chuck Norris. Now, if any of y'all happen to be awake in the morning when I'm getting dressed, don't wake up the rest of the ***. There can be only one! All right, ladies, Black Dynamite just got one rule. you, Roger Moore! I am Bond, James Bond. I say, old chai, I am Bond, James Bond. It's Bond, James Bond! You bloody well remember! - Yeah, how could I forget? You're the second 'Bond, James Bond' I met tonight. Now we can handle this like we got some class, or we can get into some gangster whatever-your-name-is. Miss Morehead! Have you lost your mind?! This was my game, and she's with me. Oh! See! - Well, Black Dynamite, it seems that you're - halfway amazing, but all the way man. Now if you don't mind, I got some bread to win. How much 'more head' we talkin'? - Black Dynamite, what are you doing here? I thought you were no longer with the undercover spy - honkies from the CIA? - I'm not. Unless you got something - special, miss - Morehead. And, lady, offering Black Dynamite 'something else' is like offering the jolly green giant some frozen niblets. I've got no more money unless I can give you something else, mister Dynamite. You're the man now, Dawg! Well, I'm afraid you've cleaned me out.

Exactly, James! But if you already knew that, why have me come here? Merely so I can have the satisfaction of doing this. Find the rogue agent, infiltrate his militia, steal the secret formula, get caught, face impending doom, - blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We must get our hands on it - before the americans do. Keep those warm for me and the Dice, too. 1 1x07 - Apocalypse, This! or For the Pity of Fools, a.k.a Flashbacks are Forever Ha ha ha.

Sooey black dynamite